My life should be a TV show! [part one]

Well I talked about these posts in the beginning of this blog. So like I said before this is posts about crazy shit that happens in my life.

Yesterday I was with my best friend, K. We were at my grammas house...My gramma and sister had gone out to do what they do best - spend other peoples money.

We were sitting around, just talking and playing with the dogs when the phone rang. I didn't recognize the number, but I answered anyway, juuust incase it was important! It was my gramma's neighbour, who I will call J in here.

J: Oooh ____ is your gramma home?
Me: Oh no she's not. Want me to take a message?
J: Actually, do you think you could do me a favor? Can you go over to my house, and let Sparky out? My mom is really sick so I had to leave him in the house all day.
Me: Oh yeah no probl-
J: Also could you go into my desk and get Ke__'s number for me? I forgot to take my address book with me, and I need to get ahold of him.

This lady is like seventy years old, and the sweetest woman I have ever met. I have no problem with doing things for her.

Me: Yeah sure no problem J!
J: Okay well just go through the gate, the back doors opened.

So K and I went on an adventure. We went into her house and the smell of rotting instantly hit me in the face. I ignored it, and opened the kitchen door.

I proceeded to get attacked by six birds. I knew J had birds but I never thought that they you know...didn't live in cages.

Also her dog eats birds. So I had to sneak out of the kitchen, into the living room, and leash the dog to drag him through the kitchen and outside. I managed it.

Then two of the birds [who were supposed to be banished to the kitchen] flew into the living room. K and I then had to chase them all over, trying to get them back into the kitchen. Aafter being attacked several more times, I lost my fear of the birds.

Sparky went pee, and I got the phone number, so uh, mission accomplished?