Wow...

You know what is reaaally disgusting?

No?

Fine, I'll tell you.

I have a stepdad. My dad left when I was a baby. Not gonna get too much into that because everyone knows someone who has a dead beat dad. Anyway, with my stepdad obviously came a stepfamily.

So I have an older brother and sister now. That's cool. Well I also have a crapload of aunts, uncles, and cousins.

My one 'uncle' is really creping me out.

An actual blood relative of mine came over today, my cousin. I'll get into the story about her in a moment...

I find her completely unattractive, but apparently my uncle didn't think so. She's like RELATED to him. He just sat there making eyes at the two of us the entire time.

We're eighteen. He's thirty. He has a wife and two kids. That's disgusting! ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE'RE RELATED! He's so disgusting. He makes me feel really uncomfortable but I can't just go to my parents and say "Okay, I think this guy is like a rapist or something", you know what I mean?

Four nights after prom he came over. Now prom night I was kinda drunk with my friends. Just some celebrating, nothing heavy [and I mean come on, lots of underage people have a drink every now and again]. So I had taken off my stockings and just dropped them under the table. So yeah, four nights after prom this uncle come over.

He finds my stockings on the floor [they're knee highs] and he PULLS ONE OVER HIS HEAD AND SNIFFS IT.

WHAT THE F***?!

He's also a super alcoholic which kind of pisses me off. I mean, we don't have a lot of money. Don't get me wrong, we're not that bad off. But my parents like to have a drink at night. So this guy comes over and finishes four of our beers in like fourty five minutes. He never brings any of his own. Then the other day he was over, he chugged a beer in two minutes while his ride went to take a whiz. It's horrible!!

Now my blood related cousin, who I will call S in this post, is just...ew. Like everytime I see her I get stressed out. Like super stressed out.

The other week she invited me out with her. She told her friend [while I was standing there] that she only invited me out because there was no one else there. She constantly calls me retarded and stupid...even though I'm the one going to college and she's the same age as me but has four more years of high school left.

She bought a bottle of wine and invited me to chill with them. Only they were going to be with some people who I don't like, so I decided to leave. We were in downtown Toronto, in some damn side streets. I had absolutely no idea where we were.

She gives me a long list of directions and then walks away. Left me alone at 11 o'clock in downtown TO on some shady side street. I eventually found my way to the main street and bumped into somebody who lives in my building. He showed me the way to the subway station.

Today when she came over we found a dead bird. She poked it with the arm of her glasses for a while. Five minutes later, she was chewing on that arm. DISGUSTING. S then proceeded to tell me about the massive shit she had last night, and how much it smelt. I really needed to hear that right?

She's always greasy, and she's just getting so fat. She used to be well kept and pretty. Not to say larger people are disgusting looking. Some of the prettiest people I know have big bodies. I don't think body shape is something to be ashamed of. However she's the kind of person who wears the same clothes everyday, is greasy and who wears small clothes for the sake of letting herself hang out. It's just unattractive.

That and while we were at McDonald's having dinner she farted REAAAAALLY loud, then talked about it. In a crowded McD's.

As of right now I'm getting very very depressed. I can't even bring myself to fake smile anymore...everyone in my life sucks. This blog is all I have, and no one reads it anyway. SIGH.

Soon there'll be another 'you know what really ticks me off?' post, so have fun readers who don't exist!